Brain Surgery? Easy. Prepositions? Impossible!

I had a patient last week with a skull fracture. I was reading through his chart during pre-rounds when I noticed something odd on the Neurosurgery note.  I would've taken a picture, but I'm just a timid med student and don't want to get yelled at [more]:

"Reason for operation: Surgery for fix skull"

I shit you not. I expected that from ortho, but neurosugery?

Terrible Two's?

Whoever thinks two is the hardest age has clearly never tried to bear wrestle an equally contrary but far more strong three-year-old down in order to look in their ears.